Thursday, October 30, 2008

Write Baby Congratulations Card



I need someone to suck my tits ... now, now, at length, that the bathrooms and saliva to me.

because there are men who will torture the breasts, you stick like children, you suck like they want to drink away our femininity.

are rare because the men who will pinch the nipple between thumb and forefinger to force you to look at them imploringly.

because I have no one to Finzi nipples until I die of desire that you get wet and makes you hum.

are tired of smoking ...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Platypus Pets For Sale



tell me, tell me you

Digital Camera Discription



As a double invocation mine
you understand my desire,
you look for the right accent,
find and unlock.
I'll show you why it is great desire to be desired
ask me what you want to see, tell me with words
roche,
you away from me rustling silk.
SCOPRIMI ...


Saturday, March 1, 2008

Power Ranger Clip Art Free

The Talented Mr. Ripley CVD

As it turned, I have given the pit for the umpteenth time. But let's start with

order, C. is a girl known by Worst chat up a while ago. Just he handed me his contact a month ago with the aim of incorporating it within the group that he would be the birthday gift.
She has been sick and was not on that occasion, however, the brave Good , with the passage of time and virtual discussions, succeeded to the same gracious sympathies, so as to receive from her a long phone call at home and make sure the promise of a meeting.

This meeting has been postponed several times because of her studies, until yesterday, not it seems that today would be the long watched day.
goes without saying that so you do not, the event will not be celebrated, it seems to her the Friday release of the psychologically disorientated has so much (due to some kind of annoying person) by force her home.

now I've almost got used to it, are discouraged and deprived of every shred of self-esteem as is usual on such occasions, the only joy, so to speak, is given promptly bought from having maps and cigarettes (no one can deny me the staff that I will roll soon) and from having mortgaged the bet with the 'Underwear : you owe me a euro! ;-) Meanwhile, I'll read

my mantra of salvation, and cathartic to rise again: gym and studio!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Auburn Football Cakes



is that for my first post, I did not want to ruin with reports of demeaning and silly love affairs, it has become a deus ex machina to provide the material, at the very end of what seemed a quiet day.
You should know that not everyone has a good opinion of 'Underwear . After the smear campaign the most successful post-separation story a number of individuals deemed 's Underwear almost like an incarnation of pure evil. And if it seems an exaggeration to judge for yourself.

are three in the morning el 'Underwear enjoys his well-deserved sleep after a hard day's work. Suddenly the phone rings. The number: unknown.

-you who you did it?

voice, cavernous and unique, is that of Doctor.

TINIEST : Hello, I salute you. Do what?
DOCTOR: Do not pretend not to know.
TINIEST ( sleepy and annoyed): I'm sorry. Yes, I was. Good night.
DOCTOR: And as always, you will not even ashamed!
TINIEST : It was ironic ... do not know what you mean. I'd like to know what they are accused this time ...
DOCTOR: So deny that you're the one who is posing as the brother of the Chinese [the former by definition the extremely ed] with his professor to know of the development of thesis and its student grades?
TINIEST : At a rough guess my guess is that the father, worried about her daughter's studies, has sent one of the many cousins \u200b\u200bof the Chinese to learn, using this trick. It sounds just like HIM. However, it is nonsense. No professor would respond, I think. The fact he only make a bad impression.
DOCTOR ( after a pause for reflection ): Do not try to confuse and manipulate me like you always do with everybody! Does not stick with me! He made a fool, was what you wanted, for what you did! It was you!
TINIEST : I could have done anything else. But do you think I would do such a thing?
DOCTOR ( raising his voice, with the intention of saying something offensive ): Yes, you're Tom Ripley!

the very least going to snort bored''with these balls that your literary and cinematic.'' He realizes just starting to take taste and takes on a cold, detached and ironic, as befits an evil genius, and decides to have fun.

TINIEST : Exactly, it would be too easy. I would have pretended to be her sister.
DOCTOR: You're taking the piss, motherfucker?!
TINIEST ( cold ): 'It is useless to scream with me. I know the crap that you've done this winter. I might call your mother, if you give me too much bother ...
DOCTOR: You're bluffing.
TINIEST : If I was bluffing you would have said''what the fuck you say?'',''You're not bluffing.''
DOCTOR (looks worried ): You're still bluffing.
TINIEST ( grins): How do you prefer ...
DOCTOR: Froch OF SHIT! BASTARD! FUCK! I send and who-so-I'll break your ass!
TINIEST : So I moved house. I have chased after the story of a bad check.
DOCTOR ( with sudden apprehension, after a sudden and radical change of mood ): Eh? Are you in trouble?
TINIEST ( sincerely laughs): 'It's amazing ... If you confess to a murder you believe me. Absurd ...
DOCTOR: There's nothing to laugh about. From there you can expect everything. Are you a Ripley!
TINIEST ( still laughing): And you're a child. I know you've read the book and quote you like, I understand. Bravo is a good book, I like it too. Good night.

L 'Underwear hangs up immediately because the doctor said that is a child (laughing in his face too) is the worst insult that does not generate, strangely, a torrential foul language, but worse: a monologue to hours when the Chartered explain the reasons why his behavior has nothing childish. Probably, in fact, why can not recall replying to this affront. Not right away though, because first he has to prepare the speech held.
L 'Underwear now restless and agitated, puts a record to try to relax. 5 minutes later the phone, on time, it rings, but the 'Underwear is in the middle of a solo by Wynton Kelly (and at times should begin to Coltrane) and no longer has any desire to deal with the delusions of the Doctor. The phone stops ringing after only ten minutes. Evidently the other end the suffering of having to close a discussion without having had the last word is really unbearable. Who knows what'll be hating him right now ...

L 'Underwear thinks, as speaking to the Doctor, the Chinese and the rest of the gang:

''You hate me. You REALLY hate me.''

And chuckles alone, at night, with a hint of satisfaction.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

12 Year Old Milena Velba



The title of this post refers all'oramai famous ghost that was intended as a guide for Our raids occurred during the New Year just past, has been repeatedly promised but never written at the end. :-(

It was no negligence on our own, because the simultaneous occurrence of a period full of activities for all members of the editorial staff (I take this opportunity to congratulate the new entry, the now famous Underwear , dispenser of wisdom and balance ;-)).

But this certainly does not mean that there have forgotten! Just yesterday, in fact, the Worst confirmed that I have tried several times, like myself, remorse for having neglected a bit this our beloved creature, is unfortunately not yet managed to transform these sentiments into action (it is rumored to have been frozen in a post in draft for months!).

I am convinced that if we could integrate our memories direct to those raised by the pictures (some are beautiful, but known for our policy on the issue of privacy, will not be published all ;-)) and recordings of conversations occurred, we might get to write about our experiences in parallel and if you read the fine for sure! :-D

I hope to contribute with my call to arms, a return of the entire staff to a more present membership.
you soon! ;-)